The Time I Found A…
CRUNCHIE BAR !!!
Once upon a chocolate there were 4 boys named Charlie, Jimmy, Lachlan and Noah, they were all incredible clay bird shooters (but Noah was the best). One day they came back from practice in their Ice White Lamborghini Aventador Veneno. They pulled up at a 15 star restaurant.SKIRRRRRRRTTT! Noah steps out in his Gucci flip flops to see the greatest sighting of his life! Wedged in the door was an unopened crunchie bar (Well that’s what they thought)!
Now the kids were not allowed chocolate because it was bad for their teeth and their parents didn’t want them too, but you can’t leave kids by themselves driving Lamborghinis and eating chocolate and I’m pretty sure all parents know that! Especially leaving your kids to drive a $7.4 Million Dollar car! So Noah and Lachlan Admired the masterpiece (The other two weren’t interested) they sniffed it to see if it was real, and slowly tear the wrapper like a sloth grabbing it’s food. Suddenly Noah and Lachlan get stopped. They sense something is different with this chocolate bar, they turn it over biting their fingers off because of the nervous feeling in their stomachs, and see that the packet was open!
Lachlans eyes light up as big as a saucer while the river of his drool goes as dry as the grand canyon, “AAAAAAHHHHHH!” Lachlan yelps as he sees the Mold infecting the chocolate “It looks like a… aaaaaaa… a SWAMP!!!!”
Noah screams to the top of his lungs, so high that People in Australia could hear it. Noah throws the bar as far as he could and it ends up landing in Mongolia! He jumps in his Lamborghini and accelerates as fast as he can go and in 5 seconds he was already going 157 Kilometers per hour!
And that’s the time I found a… Moldy Crunchie BaR!
P.S This is a true story, maybe not the Lamborghini and the gucci flip flops and the 15 star restaurant.
F.Y.I Charlie bit it and it was his bar that he was supposed to eat 2 MONTHS AGO.
Noah Rogers
